ShareMIRANDA Chapman, 43, of Doomgate, Cumbria, was masturbating in her car as she overtook lorry driver Jonathon Kitchen between Carlisle and Shap at around 4pm on May 13.

ShareYOU can now get baked beans with added rat. Cheap protein is making us healthy. The rat is thought to have climbed into a tin at the baked beans factory and been entombed.