Share An Oregon man has had an Awesome name change. Douglas Allen Smith Jr. says he changed his name to Captain Awesome last month because he was inspired by the nickname of a character on the NBC television show “Chuck” – Dr. Devon “Captain Awesome” Woodcomb.

Share MARTINSVILLE (US) : Police say an Indiana man was arrested after mistakenly sending text messages to a prosecutor about drugs he was trying to sell.

ShareJOSEPH Guiso is now married to Honey, a Labrador, aged five. Joseph and Honey married in Toowoomba before 30 family and friends.

Share LONDON: An unemployed man has been charged with wining and dining at a series of London’s top restaurants, running up massive bills and then disappearing without paying, police said on Wednesday.

Share SYDNEY: A 21-year-old Australian man was charged by a court on Monday with committing grievous bodily harm to a friend by getting the male genitalia tattooed on his back.

Share LONDON: A 68-year-old man’s throat was slit by a farmer in Portugal when he found out that the man had sex with his donkey, it was reported here.

Share MELBOURNE: A 75-year-old man escaped death after being bitten by ants in the northeast of Victorian state of Australia.

ShareOCTOPUS porn update: “A 42-YEAR-OLD man from Blackburn has been charged with possessing octopus porn.”

ShareTHE crack cocaine in the man’s buttocks is not his… “Deputies stopped the 25-year-old Wednesday in Bradenton for speeding. Officers said they smelled marijuana and searched him. That’s when they allegedly found a bag of marijuana between Roberts’ buttocks. Officers then discovered another bag in there; the report said it contained 27 pieces of rock...

ShareTHERE’S a dead mouse in a loaf of Hovis bread Stephen Forse, of Kidlington, Oxfordshire, bought in the Bicester branch of Tesco’s.

ShareVILLAIN of the Day is Jason Williams, 38, who stole his neighbour’s net curtains and then hung them in his front window.

ShareDARYL Brownell is sure to be a Facebook legend on account of his having killed his family cat with a bullet.

ShareSAMANTHA Brooks, 25, of West Drayton in Middlesex, is accused of pretending to be a man to get women to have sex with her. It is alleged that she fooled one woman for… six years.

Share BOSTON: A 35-year-old man, who shot himself near Harvard University here a week ago, has left behind a 1905-page suicide note, an online document he had been working on for the last five years.

ShareTHE Ferryhill and Chilton Chapter in Durham reports that a Ferryhill man has bene jailed for a “sexual assuilt on a bus”.

ShareTHE trouble began when the 81-year-old man took his inflatable dingy into the sea off Anglesey to fetch his friend’s wheelie bin that had blown in.

ShareJOHN Ridley, 32, of Kings Heath, Northampton, is in Northampton Magistrates’ Court accused of possessing images of a person having sex with a gorilla.

ShareBARRY Fowers, of Hatton, Derbyshire, can’t work in case he falls on a colleague and injures them. Mr Fowers, 51, weighs 30 stone.

ShareBRYAN Hanlon, of Glasgow, had his penis cut off by a chisel, which is then believed to have been forced up his anus.

ShareA Colombian who is just over 2ft tall has been officially recognised as the world’s shortest living man by the Guinness World Records.