Girl Mistakes Swansea Pastor’s Banana For Erect Penis?

SWANSEA Crown Court, Wales, calls David Protheroe Morris, aged 60, of Llety Fforddolion, in Llanpumsaint, accused of indencent assaulting a 12-year-old.

It is alleged that in the 1990s, Mr Morris did position the child’s hand on his clothed penis as he taught her in English.

The most eyebrow raising part of this story might be that Mr Morris was at the time of the alleged incident a pastor at Carmarthen Evangelical Church.

But there is more. Mr Walters QC, explains:

“He said one thing he would do from time to time was to carry a banana in his trouser pocket and it’s possible that is what the girl mistook for his erect penis.”

That kids for you, readers – fruit-phobic. Have you had your five day..? And, incidentally, you buy bananas in a ‘hand’, right. Do five bananas make a knuckle?