World Air Sex Championships In Photos

TO the World Air Sex Championships rubber in Williamsburg, New York. It’s all about pretending to have great sex. Yeah, it’s the US porn industry with clothes on.

Says the host Chris Trew:

“Have a costume, have a plan and commit 100 per cent to whatever you’re doing. If you’re having sex with a goat, then I wanna see you stroking its horns. I want that goat to be turned on.”

The winner in New York will compete in the world title in Austin, Texas.

Each competitor has just two minutes to impress. But Old Mr Anorak is right when he says it might not be long – first of all you have to woo Anthea Turner into the Griffin’s nest and have you ever tried to shove a combine harvester in Noel Edmond’s arse?